Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones.
Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life. "Burn Good Clinton!" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/
BURN GOODY CLINTON!
words and music
copyright ? 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman
They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch
'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus
And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us
So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
For we've all seen her spurn
The aprin and the churn
And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B
For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme
Men are sensitive, she's soft
Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.
Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy
And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me
And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
Ven Chelsey
Hillary
"Goodwife" Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She's far from taciturn
Which causes us concern
And she isn't gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try 'er
Is to toss her on the pyre
And the only way that she'd
Be converted is to feed
the infern...o
Burn, oh...
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: hillary election satire song sexism witch hunt Falwell glass ceiling
Added: August 4, 2008
My Campaign Promise - part 2
http://royzimmerman.com/
An update on my fifty=state tour at almost the halfway mark, a plea for assistance, and thanks for the support.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs Liberal Progressive election Obama
Added: August 1, 2008
"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" by Roy Zimmerman
"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: bush bashing election satire decider
Added: July 14, 2008
"Is America Ready?" by Roy Zimmerman
"Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft
Added: July 3, 2008
Mark Day Comedy (YouTube Video)
World Tour of Scotland Part 1
Markdaycomedy (i.e. me) in Scotland... I used to post this kind of stuff on my response account... if you haven't seen it, check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/markdayresponse
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: edinburgh festival glasgow roller girls scotland markdaycomedy
Added: August 16, 2008
Re: Celeb ( Barack = Britney ?!? )
Receive the latest official YouTube videos from the McCain campaign! Watch this video, log on to your YouTube account, and click "Subscribe" just above the box where this message is displayed on the video's page. Subscribe today, and tell 10 of your friends to join you in subscribing! John McCain for President: http://www.JohnMcCain.com
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama paris hilton britney spears celeb celebrity gas prices offshore drilling foreign oil electricity taxes berlin germany europe tv ad commerical john mccain johnmccaindotcom barackobamadotcom
Added: July 30, 2008
Hottest Fox News Ever
It's hot and it's news and it's on Fox Channel 5
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: fox new channel mcdonalds product placement
Added: July 25, 2008
Barack Obama's New Yorker Cartoon Shocker
The New Yorker magazine's controversial Barack and Michelle Obama cover somewhat misinterpreted for mildly comic effect.
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama new yorker cover controversial
Added: July 14, 2008
The Onion
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Scold ?Em When They?re Down
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Honestly, what a vulgar question! Of course, the answer would have been equally shocking if Mr. McCain had not scrupulously skirted it by pretending to be above such profanity.
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Weird News from CBS
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