"Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft
Added: July 3, 2008
"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman
from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election
Added: June 25, 2008
My Campaign Promise
http://royzimmerman.com/
Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008
Mark Day Comedy (YouTube Video)
STRIPPER POLE(ar bear)
Someone's come to save the planet, and that someone is.....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tommy lee planet green polar bear guitar hero rock band markdaycomedy cocaine
Added: June 6, 2008
MAKER FAIRE : Steampunk, Robots, Devil-Ettes and more...
Music : Robot Park by Podington Bear
http://podingtonbear.com/
Photo of Epiphany by theouterpoint/Will Wilson
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8840244@N04/
Used under creative commons
Maker Faire 2008: Steampunk coffee, robots, belly dancing, Diet Coke & Mentos, the Devilettes and a really bad Star Wars joke...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: maker faire steampunk devil-ettes devilettes robots r2d2 markdaycomedy mousetrap podington bear
Added: May 9, 2008
BARE. BACK. SEX?
This week in back news, with Miley, Barack, Hillary and Obama
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: miley cyrus vanity fair back
Added: May 2, 2008
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!
Coming soon, Zombie Strippers, with former porn star Jenna Jameson. It's, I'm sure, a fine movie and all...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: zombie strippers horror film porn star jenna jameson hillary clinton
Added: April 24, 2008
The Onion
Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying
MIAMI—Thousands have already fled the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," to escape its destructive winds and chilling impersonality. 4 Jul 2008 at 12:00am
Stuffed-Animal Biodiversity Rising
WASHINGTON, DC?According to a World Wildlife Fund study released Monday, stuffed-animal biodiversity is rapidly rising, with the number of species available in plush form up nearly 800 percent since 1990. 4 Jul 2008 at 2:00am
Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife
WASHINGTON, DC—The president reminded Congress Tuesday of the estimated 9.3 billion barrels of drillable bear, elk, and musk ox "right here on American soil." 4 Jul 2008 at 3:00am
Green-Conscious GE Develops Hybrid Lightbulb
FAIRFIELD, CT—The bulb's four-cylinder engine could produce up to 80 percent less global-warming pollution than conventional gas-powered bulbs. 4 Jul 2008 at 5:00am
EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
WASHINGTON, DC—Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution regulations that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting mercury emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the agency will remove the "E" and "P" from its name. "We're not really 'environmental' anymore, and we certainly aren't 'protecting' anything," Johnson said. "'The Agency' is a name that reflects our current agenda and encapsulates our new function as a government-funded body devoted to handling documents, scheduling meetings, and fielding phone calls." The change comes on the heels of the Department of Health and Human Services' January decision to shorten its name to the Department of Services. 4 Jul 2008 at 6:00am
Student Snaps Awake Upon Hearing Word 'Hydroponics'
COLLEGE STATION, TX?Texas A&M sophomore Bryan Datillo was jolted from a light sleep during a Botany 101 lecture Monday, when his professor, discussing the various methods by which experimental hybrid crops are developed, uttered the word "hydroponics." "I was kind of dozing off, but then I heard Professor Guyer say 'hydroponics,'" Datillo said. "I was like, 'Whoa! Now we're finally getting somewhere.' Unfortunately, he just said some boring shit about tomatoes, so I went back to sleep." 4 Jul 2008 at 7:00am
Betty Explains ?Prayer? to Everyone Else
NOTE: This is a High Definition video and is best viewed by selecting “Watch in High Quality” (this option appears below the number of “VIEWS” directly under the video on YouTube).
GO HERE to watch this video on YouTube or to change your settings. 21 Jun 2008 at 8:57am
Why I?m Voting Republican
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The Fascist Follies
There is something both odd and irritating about watching a political leader blithely singing a silly song as he otherwise destroys his country. Was it Nero who laid the groundwork for this nettlesome counterpoint of music and mirth vs. madness and mayhem? I’m sure many of you heard our Glorious Leader singing, with impish frivolity, a [...] 22 May 2008 at 7:56am
Fairly Unbalanced
While it is generally acknowledged that corporations don’t have hearts, they apparently have feelings, tetchy feelings that are easy to both hurt and inflame. Why else would Fox New be acting like a petulant character in Mean Girls, engaging in a pissy fight with one of its frenemies in the world of corporate media?
In today’s [...] 19 May 2008 at 2:19pm
Obama vs. Clinton ? McCain vs. McCain
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As you can see, Demon-crats are up to their usual, underhanded trickery: Using what Mr. McCain says on one day to contradict what he said on a completely different day! It’s sad that the liberals are so bereft of words that they must resort to [...] 18 May 2008 at 2:38pm
Oh, Really!
See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
Author of books for children, Bill O’Reilly, can always be counted on to bring the crazy, but this is a rather wonderful display. Now, I don’t wish to gossip, but I wonder if that, ur, sniffing and, um, licking of lips had anything to do with the outburst. 12 May 2008 at 2:01pm
Killing Off the Cooked Goose Instead of the Lame Duck
SNL usually employs a delicate touch when it comes to making fun of politicians. The intentions are broad and the execution silly, so as not to unduly offend the tetchy sensibilities of an America now divided between people who use the noun “libs” and those who know the difference between a noun and an adjective. [...] 11 May 2008 at 2:24pm
Scold ?Em When They?re Down
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Our First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush is just as dynamic a public speaker as sleepy, old John McCain. Whenever he isn’t screaming and red-faced, I’m never sure if John will remain interested enough in what he is saying to actually finish any given sentence. And [...] 6 May 2008 at 4:14pm
Act of God Kills 22,000 in Myanmar
Jesus wanted to help them — truly, He did — but He answered Kanye West’s prayer for better reviews instead. 6 May 2008 at 1:50pm
The C Word ? And I Don?t Mean ?Christian?
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Honestly, what a vulgar question! Of course, the answer would have been equally shocking if Mr. McCain had not scrupulously skirted it by pretending to be above such profanity.
In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy (who [...] 1 May 2008 at 8:15pm
Weird News from CBS
2 Teens Attacked In Town Mocked In YouTube Videos
Two teenagers who drove to Oniontown after a series of YouTube videos portrayed the hamlet as a run-down, backwoods dump were pelted with rocks by an angry group of young residents, authorities said. 4 Jul 2008 at 6:20pm
Tortoise Returned After 2 1/2 Weeks On The Lam
A 60-pound tortoise that escaped from a family's garage last month is back home after a 2 1/2-week adventure that took him through three northwestern Indiana towns. 4 Jul 2008 at 3:21am
1851 Gun Used In Civil War Returns To Arkansas
An 1851 artillery gun carried into battle by Arkansas military school students who joined the Confederate Army was unveiled in its home state Thursday after nearly 150 years. 4 Jul 2008 at 2:21am
Ben Franklin, Betsy Ross Actors Wed In Philly
Benjamin Franklin and Betsy Ross celebrated the eve of the Fourth of July not with fireworks but with wedding vows. 4 Jul 2008 at 12:17am
Miniature Dachshund Gnaws Off Diabetic Owner's Toe
An Illinois woman says her beloved miniature dachshund gnawed off her right big toe while she was asleep. Linda Floyd told the Alton Telegraph for a story Wednesday that her beloved Roscoe was euthanized because of safety concerns. 3 Jul 2008 at 9:20pm
Former Hot-dog-chomping Champ Hungry For New Title
He's gone from hot-dog top dog to underdog. Renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi is aiming to chomp his way back to the top of the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating competition on Coney Island after a disappointing three-dog loss last year shattered his six-year winning streak. 3 Jul 2008 at 7:19pm
Man Nabbed After Calling Cops On Stolen Cell Phone
A Duluth man is under arrest after he called police on a cell phone from a purse he had just allegedly snatched. Police arrested the 29-year-old man on Wednesday. 3 Jul 2008 at 3:21pm
Man Accused Of Robbing, Then Hugging Mo. Victim
Police in the southeast Missouri town of Poplar Bluff are looking for the gunman who robbed a man on Monday night, then gave him a hug before fleeing. 3 Jul 2008 at 2:19pm
Cremated Remains Part Of Fireworks Show
One of the fireworks bursting above the city this year will contain a bit of cremated remains _ a fitting tribute, organizers say, to the man who ran the annual event for 40 years. 3 Jul 2008 at 2:18pm
